There’s a fit-club just opened near me
And I’ve read all the blurb I can see
They have yoga and spinning
Tai Chi and swimming
And all for an exorbitant fee!
There are weights there to make you feel strong
A trainer to urge you along,
The faces are stoic
They’re really heroic
I’ve a feeling I might not belong
I only came in for a tea
All that sweating I know ‘snot for me
The jogging is taxing
I could be relaxing
Cos this is the shape that is me!