Fitness

There’s a fit-club just opened near me

And I’ve read all the blurb I can see

They have yoga and spinning

Tai Chi and swimming

And all for an exorbitant fee!

There are weights there to make you feel strong

A trainer to urge you along,

The faces are stoic

They’re really heroic

I’ve a feeling I might not belong

I only came in for a tea

All that sweating I know ‘snot for me

The jogging is taxing

I could be relaxing

Cos this is the shape that is me!

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