Theres a fit club just opened near me

There’s a fit club just opened near me

And I’ve read all the blurb there’s to see

There’s hot yoga and spinning

Tai Chi and swimming

All for an exorbitant fee!

There are weights there to make you feel strong

A trainer to urge you along

The faces are stoic

They’re really heroic

I’ve a feeling I might not belong

I only came in for a tea

All that sweating I know’s not for me

The jogging is taxing

I could be relaxing

Cos I’m already the shape for me

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