There’s a fit club just opened near me
And I’ve read all the blurb there’s to see
There’s hot yoga and spinning
Tai Chi and swimming
All for an exorbitant fee!
There are weights there to make you feel strong
A trainer to urge you along
The faces are stoic
They’re really heroic
I’ve a feeling I might not belong
I only came in for a tea
All that sweating I know’s not for me
The jogging is taxing
I could be relaxing
Cos I’m already the shape for me